The Table and Pete

Okay, so for my first addition to The Chronicle I’m going to chronicle the “near fatal” incident where Pete tried to steal James’ sister’s phone number; because it always makes my chortle…

Anyway, during one of our many visits to Lloyds Pete, in his infinite wisdom decided he would attempt to acquire James’ little sister’s phone number, which would entail him having to steal James’ phone! Little did Pete realise that his attempt to do this would see him put through a table, sending all the drinks flying!

Things are a little fuzzy from here-on-in, but I think we were asked to leave shortly after. So believer it or not, Pete learnt his lesson and I don't believe he's tried since...

Andy x